It's Been a few years but....

WOW I threw up at the bar.  I'm glad I made it to the toilet.  So all night long only woman in the bar is the bartender.  Of Course I have no chance but she's so gorgeous I can't help but stay.( I know I'm weak)  finally 2 girls come in.  Once again I have no chance.  That is, if a woman is looking for a one night stand. I have no choice.  But if she's looking for a man,  yeah I'm still not her first choice. hehehe.  These 2 girls must have had bruised ribs the amount of pricks bumping in to them.   I can't play that game.  It's another facet of the accident that drives me nuts.  I think if I was at the bar,  I probably would have not been drinking and By this time I would probably been around 220lbs, and maybe just maybe. I would have given some of the ladies Goose Bumps.  But as it stands, thanks to this guy running me over I'm back to absolutely no chance at becoming one half of a couple for at least  20 more years.  I'm glad I know this.  The chase is overrated.  I'm happy knowing I'm gonna be single for the rest of my life.   BTW.  I really want to write a positive one of these.  but my life sucks......

Second on Google Search.

So when you search Bibbos Ace Of Clubs on Google, I'm the second Choice.  Too bad no one knows who Bibbo is.  Even though I explain it early in my blog.  Playoff hangover, came in to work early bought everyone a coffe as per my lost bet.   Head held high, Sens did a great job this season and in this series.  You know I love Don Cherry, and he said it best. 'The best team lost.'  I like these days at work when I feel like I'm actually accomplishing something in the world.    It's a pain in the ass though, not to mention back, shoulder, neck and head.   I almost went out drinking last night,  but it was karaoke.  Although I love karaoke.  I usually only like to sing with Ralph.   Did I mention I sang Rolling in the Deep last week at karaoke.  It was probably as bad as you'd think.  But karaoke is japanese word for 'I don't give a Fuck', Honest. Look it up.    Well I guess that's all I have to say for now.   See you next time.

Happy Game Seven Day

So it's game seven of the Stanley Cup Playoffs.  What a great opening round.   But It all wraps up tonight.  The  Ottawa Senators have played in 4 Game sevens and lost them all.  Before the season started every expert in the hockey media predicted Ottawa to finish last.  Heck most of the fans thought we would finish last or close to last.  I was secretly hoping we'd do better.  But I knew at the end of the year.  We were in year 1 of a rebuild.  So sit back and enjoy the games, watch how the young kids on the team play,  and be happy for Alfredson who just might be playing his last year.

Fast forward to the end of the year, Sens are in a playoff spot.  Okay so we were in a playoff spot most of the year.  But how, why?  Well we have a new coach, new Goalie,  Lots of young talent and a few veterans.  Jason Spezza is having a career year.  Alfie is playing Like he's in his early 30's and we have the most offensive Defensive in the league by 20 + points.  So we're 8th seed, going against the number 1 seed New York Rangers.  Rangers in 4, Rangers in 5.  The "Experts" were at it again.  It's been a tough, tight series.   It all comes down to tonight.  No matter what the outcome, My Head will held high tomorrow.  The entire Sens Army's Heads will be held high,  The Ottawa Senators surely will have their heads held high.   But if we win....The question needs to be asked.  Was this year a blip in the rebuild,  or was last year a blip in the franchise???? GO SENS GO.

I wonder if I should write more.

I like writing down my thoughts,  I like giving my thoughts to tv shows, Wrestling, Superman characters, how bad I am at dating and women and everything.  and of course movie reviews. I know on sites like Cinemassacre.com and thatguywiththeglasses.com  the have 'blogged' reviews.   The problem is they are mostly negative reviews.  Despite my depression I really like to have positives reviews and such.  Say what you will about last week's Impact,  I loved the wedding inside the steel cage, everyone in their undies.  Especially ODB.  2nd hottest woman in wrestling right now.  See I look on the bright side of life.  I got a girls number last week at the bar.  I'd been trying to get it since October.   But really not trying that hard.  Diane the former owner of the bar told me to lose it, she's nothing but trouble.  I think she's right but I might go for a green tea with her  anyways.  Despite the fact that I'm the greatest guy in the world(with a body to match) , I don't get to go out that often with a lady.  Mostly due to me being chronically sore and broke.

    I called in sick to work today.  I was just so sore and in pain I could barely stand.  I didn't have no pain killers to help me through the day.   I only take them every 2 or 3 days.  I don't want to get addicted.   I hope the Senators wrap up this series by Saturday.  I really want to go out to karaoke. I miss the boys, and girls down at V.O.G.  Well I guess that's my thoughts today.  I really want to get a review up on the new Muppets movie.  If I don't get to it quick.  It's a non stop tear jerker. happy cries though not sad cries, except for the pictures in my head song.  That one is really sad.  Maybe not as sad as 'Saying goodbye' from the Muppets Take Manhattan.  then again what is cinematically sadder than that.



Well I only had one post in February, none in March.  I'm already at 2 for April is looking up.  Oh and I still haven't lost any weight so the beard is staying.  Take Care....comb your beard.  WOO WOO WOO, You Know It.

Playoffs WOOHOO

 I suppose I should Update the world on the condition my condition is in.  As always I'm still sore.  I can't seem to catch a break.  I lifted a few tires this week and threw them.  I was in pain the rest of the day.  I really miss being the beast I used to be, instead of the beastly creature I've become.  But a few weeks ago I did have the opportunity to work a full shift (Thank You Pain Killers). I felt so good that after work when I was at the coffee shop.  I was tearing up a little talking about how good it felt to make a difference in the world again.  Jan. 24,  2011 to Apr 6,  2012.  That's a long time to go without making a difference.  That's a long time to go without mattering to anyone or anything.  But now I'm back to not mattering,  but that's okay cause the playoffs are here.

     Game 1 We were down 4-0 we battle back and sent a message that we weren't going down easy.  Of course it was Alfie who would open the scoring in the series. After all he is the leader, he rules by example.  a 4-2 final result said that we can beat Lundqvist, and we're in it to win it.   A couple of shaky calls in the first game.  Karlsson takes 5 or 6 unanswered punches to the face -Glove on-, and get's a penalty along with the guy who punched him.  I think that play stuck in the players and coaches stomachs  like it did mine.  If the refs were gonna play that game, than we were gonna play by a different set of rules too.  see following video, from 0:50- 0:53.



Game 2 and yes were playing prison rules.  It started before game when we found out the starting line ups. Carkner was thrown in the line up, I would assume for one reason only and it wasn't to block shots.  I really wonder if it was Maclean saying we need the grit, or if Carkner begged to give the receipt that was owing to Boyle.  Either way it was wild and woolly right from the start, and didn't let up.  2 Game Misconduct's given Early,  Having Dubinsky out of the line up, sure was a win for us.   I was supposed to go to Karaoke last night. and believe me I really want to go.  But I just couldn't turn away. i didn't want to miss one second of this game.  Alfie went down,  but the team rallied.  Foligno took a high stick to the face causing his nose to bleed.  That wasn't called, oh yeah prison rules were in effect.  My new room mate is a Leaf Fan.  He suggested that if we don't win the Cup this year to blame it all on that one 'non-call' by the refs.  to Non hockey folks reading this, sorry that joke will go over your heads.  All in all, Game 1 we lost, but we built momentum, Game 2 we carried that momentum over and made it a win. Heading back home with all this momentum, waiting to hear Lyndon Slewage do what he does best.  We're not just in this Series. It's ours for the taking.